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Average Politicians

Farnsworth House Students
This story we made up in Library Class (in ROUNDS format,) is in preparation of a unit on Searching Strategies and Information Providers. 
I woke up this morning and looked out the window to discover that it had snowed overnight.  I guess I had been sleeping for a while because there were already footprints in the snow. I looked at my alarm clock and it said it was 11:30.  I saw a bunch of people throwing snowballs at other people. I planned to go outside and eat some snow for lunch! I ran downstairs and asked my mom to help me get ready to go outside.  Once I was dressed I plopped on the snow and started eating. But I got cold and ran inside to get warm and turn on the TV and discovered a Giant Cheeto named Donald Trump.

Other than giant, he’s chronically obese.  He was talking about how he was going to launch a nuclear missile at North Korea.  Kim Jong-Un said he would launch a missile back. Then Donald Trump said that he would build a wall between him and North Korea.  In my rage, I took out my baseball bat that I slept with every night and rammed it at the TV, smashing it. Then Kim Jong-il came along to the house out of the broken TV.  He said that he was to promote me to be the assistant to Kim Jong-Un. Since I had a bat in my hand, I decided to just hit him to kill him to death.

I decided to celebrate by going to Kim Jong-Un and rubbed it in his face.  Kim Jong-Un fainted by his father’s death and DIED!

THE END
 
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