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My Boring Day

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I woke up this morning and looked out my window to see that it was snowing.  I saw a unicorn playing in the snow.  I named it Spinach.  After I met Spinach, we went to school and met Yogurt. I went home because school got cancelled and I saw a Hedgicorn named Chubby.  

I looked out my window again and saw a big blob of pink stuff on the ground so I grabbed a spoon to eat it. Unfortunately, Yogurt was very offended because I was trying to eat her without realizing it. Then the Hedgicorn came back and turned its horn into a bullhorn and rammed me in the butt and sent me to a volcano.
 
Then I saw James Bond in a Lamborghini, and he saw me and ran me over.  Then, the Hedgicorn, I don’t know why, became possessed and tried to kill a new person named Dan, who was a muffin.  At the volcano, I met Milk-n-Cookies, the twins.  I decided to become evil and a billionaire. But sadly, Milk-n-Cookies’ chocolate chips exploded. I became so sad that I decided not to be an Evil Billionaire.

Suddenly, the possessed Hedgicorn attacked me, but I was saved by a Dumpling named Iamsoyummy.  Iamsoyummy turned out to have super powers and have wings.  Iamsoyummy flew up behind the Hedgicorn and distracted it by biting Chubby’s legs.  Chubby started to cry and ran away.

But that was all irrelevant so I took my spoon, ate the blob of pink stuff, and went to bed.


(Hedgicorn = Hedgehog + Unicorn)
 
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