Average Politicians
Farnsworth House Students
This story we made up in Library Class (in ROUNDS format,) is in preparation of a unit on Searching Strategies and Information Providers.
I woke up this morning and looked out the window to discover that it had snowed overnight. I guess I had been sleeping for a while because there were already footprints in the snow. I looked at my alarm clock and it said it was 11:30. I saw a bunch of people throwing snowballs at other people. I planned to go outside and eat some snow for lunch! I ran downstairs and asked my mom to help me get ready to go outside. Once I was dressed I plopped on the snow and started eating. But I got cold and ran inside to get warm and turn on the TV and discovered a Giant Cheeto named Donald Trump.
Other than giant, he’s chronically obese. He was talking about how he was going to launch a nuclear missile at North Korea. Kim Jong-Un said he would launch a missile back. Then Donald Trump said that he would build a wall between him and North Korea. In my rage, I took out my baseball bat that I slept with every night and rammed it at the TV, smashing it. Then Kim Jong-il came along to the house out of the broken TV. He said that he was to promote me to be the assistant to Kim Jong-Un. Since I had a bat in my hand, I decided to just hit him to kill him to death.
I decided to celebrate by going to Kim Jong-Un and rubbed it in his face. Kim Jong-Un fainted by his father’s death and DIED!
THE END
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