How the World Literally Died

Smeltzer House Students
This is a class-made story that will serve as our experiment in searching using Search Engines. 
 
 
I woke up this morning and discovered that it had snowed overnight.
I saw a goat in the snow eating a pile of potatoes.
The goat had just finished some lettuce.
When I was done looking out my window, I went downstairs to discover that there was no school!
I yelled so hard that I peed my pants.
After I got changed, I cuddled up with my purple cat, BeeBOO.
After I got bored, I went outside and rode the goat.
After five minutes of riding the goat, I discovered that it died because of Romaine Lettuce.
After the goat died, my friend named Bill, who has a giant head, came over and I rode on his head.
After he suddenly died because of suffocation, I ate a donut in celebration.
When I looked close to where the goat died, I saw a bunch of babies who all said “Raise Goat!” and the goat came back to life.
I started riding the goat again and it came to a sudden stop and puked so I face planted it.
The babies started attacking me because I killed the goat again.
Later Jeff came in his cropped top and killed everyone except me.
I took out my rifle and killed Jeff.
Then my purple cat came out of the door and began to summersault.
I invited everybody to a pool party and everyone jumped but the ice cracked when they all got pneumonia and died.
I resurrected Jeff and Bill who fought and Bill did a handstand on Jeff.  
I got my cat and gave it superpowers to make it kill BIll and Jeff.
I turned my shoulder and everyone is flying in the air and the goat came back to life.
Bill came flying back, hit the floor, and the whole world exploded.  
 
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